From Boxing Glove Arrows to Shark Repellent: Bizarre Superhero Gadgets You’ll Love

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There’s something magical about superheroes, isn’t there? They have the kind of lives that most of us would find exhausting, yet utterly fascinating. And, let’s be honest, one of the best parts about superheroes is their gadgets. Sure, powers are cool, but there’s something about a really odd gadget that makes you pause, scratch your head, and secretly wish you had one. Today, I’m going to take you through some of the weirdest superhero gadgets around, and we’ll decide if, just maybe, we wouldn’t mind having them in our day-to-day lives.

Let’s start with Green Arrow’s Boxing Glove Arrow. Now, this one is a personal favourite. Imagine the genius (or madness) behind this. You’re in a high-stakes battle, and what do you fire at your enemy? A boxing glove! Sure, it seems a bit over the top—possibly impractical—but how many times in life have you wanted to send someone a harmless, but clear, message? This would be the perfect passive-aggressive tool. Someone cuts you off in traffic? Boxing glove arrow. Someone steals your parking spot? Boxing glove arrow. Sure, you’ll look ridiculous, but isn’t that part of the fun? Plus, no one’s getting seriously hurt, and that’s always a bonus.

Speaking of ridiculous, let’s move on to Batman’s Shark Repellent Bat-Spray. This little gem has become something of a meme in the superhero world, mostly because…how often do you need to repel sharks? But, and I’ll admit this is a big but, wouldn’t it be fantastic to have this in a pinch? Picture this: you’re on holiday, enjoying the ocean, when—BAM!—a shark shows up. With Batman’s Shark Repellent, you’re the hero of the beach. Sure, it’s niche, but it’s the kind of gadget that, when you need it, you really need it. Besides, can you imagine the bragging rights? “Yeah, I saved a bunch of people from a shark once. No big deal.”

Now, if you thought shark repellent was absurd, let me introduce you to Spider-Man’s Spider Signal. This little flashlight beams a spider symbol into the sky to let villains know he’s coming. It’s not exactly stealthy, is it? But, in its own strange way, it’s brilliant. Have you ever been in a situation where you wish you could make an entrance? I’m talking about walking into a room and everyone knows you’ve arrived, with no words necessary. The Spider Signal is the equivalent of saying, “Look out, I’m here,” without actually saying anything. Sure, it’s over the top, but let’s not pretend we don’t secretly wish we could have our own grand entrances once in a while.

Moving on to Doctor Octopus’s Mechanical Tentacles. Now, bear with me because I know these are meant for nefarious purposes, but there’s something undeniably useful about them. Who wouldn’t want an extra set of hands (or tentacles) when trying to juggle a million things at once? Imagine cooking dinner while simultaneously answering emails and folding laundry. Doctor Octopus may have taken the whole “extra limbs” thing in a dangerous direction, but for everyday use? I’d say these tentacles could be a lifesaver. Just, you know, avoid the villainy, and you should be fine.

Then there’s The Flash’s Cosmic Treadmill. Yes, you read that correctly—a treadmill that allows you to travel through time. Now, I don’t know about you, but the idea of travelling through time while exercising feels like an odd mix of brilliant and absurd. Imagine the possibilities. You’re getting in shape and simultaneously checking out the Renaissance or the distant future. Admittedly, the cosmic consequences of time travel are probably not worth the risk, but as someone who hates treadmill workouts, I’d say it’s worth at least thinking about.

And let’s not forget Wonder Woman’s Invisible Jet. An invisible jet? It’s the stuff of dreams, right? Well, not entirely. Think about the logistics of an invisible plane—you can’t see it. So how do you find it when you park it? What if someone accidentally walks into it? I feel like owning one would come with more headaches than it’s worth, but then again, who doesn’t want to fly under the radar? Sure, flying commercial is fine, but having your own invisible jet? That’s the dream. Plus, you’d never have to deal with lost luggage again.

Another gadget that deserves a mention is Ant-Man’s Shrinking Suit. On the surface, shrinking might not seem that exciting. But consider the endless possibilities! No more struggling to fit everything into your suitcase. You could bring an entire wardrobe in the palm of your hand. And think about avoiding awkward social situations—simply shrink and slip away unnoticed. Sure, it’s unconventional, but it’s incredibly practical. Though, I do wonder if shrinking would make finding your keys even harder than it already is…

Speaking of unconventional, let’s talk about Thor’s Hammer (Mjolnir). Yes, it’s not technically a gadget, but it does have one peculiar feature—only the worthy can lift it. Imagine the utility of that in real life! Need a heavy object moved? Mjolnir would make sure only the responsible party could handle it. Plus, it’s a great way to settle arguments. “Can you lift the hammer? No? Guess I’m right, then.” Also, let’s not underestimate the appeal of calling down lightning during a power outage.

And lastly, we come to Iron Man’s Roller Skates. Yes, Tony Stark, the genius billionaire, once equipped his armour with roller skates. The idea of zooming around on skates may seem silly, but imagine how much fun it would be. No need for walking or running when you can just glide to your next destination. Sure, it’s a bit retro, but retro can be cool. Plus, you’d definitely stand out in a crowd, and who doesn’t want a bit of flair now and then?