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Keen to reach out to me to tell me how an alien once abducted your friend jeff that swore it really truly did happen and that is how he got those marks on his back and that is totally legit not because he was drunk and passed out in your garden on top of Gnomeo, your beloved garden gnome?

Or just curious as to what I am doing on my social media? Give me a follow, a like, a twist, and a hand-shake. Or send me an email, a WhatsApp, a letter, or just shout outside your window. Sure I won’t hear you… but you will make a new friend or enemy. Regardless, you will be entertained courtesy of

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