Creative Ways To Say No To A Date.

We’ve all been here before, someone invites you out on a date and you do not know how to say no. Or perhaps a creepy person is harassing you “or trying their luck” as they would say and you really want them to get the message that no, you are not interested.

How can you say no, and make it stick? Well perhaps this article cannot give you the proper guidance you need here but here are some pretty creative ways of saying ‘cheerio, you are not for me. I am unavailable’ while having fun with it.

  • Sorry, I am washing my hair that night.
  • It is my beloved cat’s birthday and I have to bake his cake the night before.
  • I am taking my Grandmother to a Séance that day to find out where her sister left the treasure she buried when she was still alive.
  • Sorry I cannot go out on a date with you as I have a fear of dates.
  • I am getting anal bleaching done that day and I need to air dry the entire situation for 24 hours, unfortunately.
  • Can my Boyfriend join us? He likes to watch while making animal sounds.
  • I would love to say yes, but my dog told me to say no.
  • I would, but I’m a cat!
  • The voices in my head are asking me to say ‘no’ to this one.
  • That sounds like effort, so no.
  • I think I’ll just find a lake full of piranhas to jump into instead.
  • There are worse things I could say ‘yes’ to. I just can’t think of any at the moment.
  • Sorry, but I’m trying to limit my commitments this year.
  • I’m going to have to flex my ‘no’ muscle on this one.
  • Sorry, I don’t do that on days that end in Y.
  • Bah humbug!
  • I’d rather eviscerate myself with a toothpick.
  • Like Phoebe once said: I wish I could but I don’t want to.
  • I believe there is someone a lot more stupider who would enjoy doing that instead.
  • Alas, such a task is no match for my incompetency.
  • Why, Heavens, No my dear. Just no.
  • Has hell frozen over? Then, sure.
  • Let’s not, and stick with that story.
  • Offer declined.
  • On a scale of maybe to Donald Trump, stop playing.
  • Hell. To. The. No.
  • Girl, Bye.
  • My trusted advisors have come to a unanimous decision of No.
  • That idea is just so bad. No
  • I’d rather stick needles in my eyes… or your eyes.
  • Fuck no.

Thank you for reading… #TheSomethingGuy #SouthAfrica

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