2020 was a tough year, let me help you make it easier, choose your new year resolution here. Let me know which one you chose!
Complete the sentence:
My new year resolution for 2021 is…
- To each more cheese platters.
- To love myself, the way Kanye West loves himself.
- To not starve or die.
- To sleep more.
- To work on my resolution of 2016 that was never completed.
- To have more sex.
- To not put myself in situations that will make me puke internally.
- To talk like Mickey Mouse in the most awkward situations.
- To not take sleeping tablets and laxatives at the same time, again.
- To reach the weight I first was when I thought I was fat the first time.
- To eat more pizza.
- To gym at least once this year.
- To open an OnlyFans account.
- To call her.
- To binge the entire Simpsons series in one sitting.
- To get a tattoo.
- To go bungee jumping.
- To start trusting more people.
- To get a dog.
- To save a butterfly.
- To write a book
- To run a marathon.
- To eat four tubs of ice cream.
- To figure out how to do your taxes.
- To go vegan.
- To believe in myself.
- To plant a flower.
- To do charity work.
- To become a secret agent spy.
- To remember who you really are deep inside.
- To build a time machine and save harambe.
- To call aliens and find out what’s up?
- To start a mission to build a house for someone.
- To be yourself, but not like that.
- To eat more mushrooms. Or Shrooms.
- To try something new in life.
- To be nude with strangers.
- To stare at stars in the middle of the night for an hour
- To run and play with dogs.
- To look at bunnies playing.
- To eat healthy every day.
- To learn how to build a snowman.
- To get that drivers license.
- To create a secret language.
- To do more rope skipping.
- To tell someone you love them for the first time.
- To try a new sex position.
- To be less shy.
- To buy a house.
- To take over the world pink and the brain style.
oh, and happy new year you magnificent being you!
Thank you for reading… #TheSomethingGuy #SouthAfrica
